Skip to content

GIFTS

FREE P&P (£10+)*

UpSide Down Presents

Gifts & Souvenirs upon Tyne, Newcastle

Cards
Gifts
- Christmas
  - Cats
- Coasters
  - Dogs
- Felt so Good
  - Novelty Fun
- Stationery
Souvenirs
- Books & Bookmarks
- Magnets
- Shot Glasses
  - Socks
  - Tea Towels
  - Teddy Bears
  - Thimbles
The Shop

GIFTS

FREE P&P (£10+)*

UpSide Down Presents

Gifts & Souvenirs upon Tyne, Newcastle

GIFTS

FREE P&P (£10+)*

GIFTS

FREE P&P (£10+)*

UpSide Down Presents

Gifts & Souvenirs upon Tyne, Newcastle

Home / Cards / Rude and Cheeky Cards

Rude and Cheeky Cards

Shop Location / Directions 🚧 Sorry online orders are paused until 1st October 🚧

Read more
Happy Borthda Ya Little Divvy Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
Happy Borthda ya Little Knacka Geordie Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
Propa Shit Borthda Card Geordie Card Blunt Card Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
Who The Fuck Cares? Card
£3.50
Read more
Cheers Big Lugs Thank You Card
£3.50
Read more
If This Isn’t Almond Milk Funny Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
When The Bins Go Out More Than You Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
You Just Buffer Birthday Card
£3.50
Read more
Man up! *Sorry I Mean Get Well Soon! Greetings Card
£3.50
Read more
‘You’re Going To Need Good Luck’ Blunt Card
£3.50
Read more
Happy Birthday Ya Nerd Enamel Pin Greetings Card
£3.75
Read more
BIG F*CKING EXPENSIVE MISTAKE Blunt Card
£3.50
Read more
Soft as Clarts Get Betta Soon Get Well Soon Card
£3.50
Read more
I Feel The Need For Tea Card
£3.50
Sale! Read more
Clown Blunt Card
Original price was: £2.95.Current price is: £1.50.
Read more
‘Sh*t Brown’ Card
£3.50
Read more
“Old enough to not give a Sh*t” Card
£3.50
Read more
WHAT TIME ARE WE HAVING SEX? Blunt Valentines Card
£2.95
Read more
You Grease My Peach Valentines Day Card
£2.95
Read more
‘Last Minute’ Birthday Card
£3.50

1
2
3
→

Shopping Basket

GREETINGS CARDS

Congratulations

New Baby & Christening

New House / Home

Regional / Geordie Cards

Retirement & Leaving

Sympathy & Sorry

GIFTS / PRESENTS

SOUVENIRS UPON TYNE

Books & Bookmarks

Offers, Prices & Stock may differ online to in-store at our Newcastle Shop.
P&P Delivery | Contact | Shop Hours | Privacy
Returns, Refunds & Exchanges

© 2026 UpSide Down Presents
Cards, Gifts & Souvenirs

You know how the cookie crumbles!..
We use cookies to give you the best website experience.

Scroll to Top

Powered by GDPR Cookie Compliance

Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies so that we can provide you with the best user experience possible. Cookie information is stored in your browser and performs functions such as recognising you when you return to our website and helping our team to understand which sections of the website you find most interesting and useful. View our Privacy Policy.

Strictly Necessary Cookies

Strictly Necessary Cookie should be enabled at all times so that we can save your preferences for cookie settings.

Enable or Disable Cookies Enabled Disabled

3rd Party Cookies

This website uses Google Analytics to collect anonymous information such as the number of visitors to the site, and the most popular pages.

Keeping this cookie enabled helps us to improve our website.

Enable or Disable Cookies Enabled Disabled