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‘Auld Bastard’ Birthday Card
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‘Huge Embarrassment’ Card
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As Cliff Arrived For The Interview, He Desperately Tried To Remember All The Made Up Sh*t He’d Put On His CV, Greetings Card
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Cock Chicken Greetings Card
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‘Sheila Panda’ Rude Card
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Happy Birthday Ya Big Old Queen, Birthday Card
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Fuck your Birthday Greeting Card
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Elegant. Eloquent. Flatulent. Card
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Gwen Tells People She’s Looking For A Relationship… Greetings Card
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Your Birthday Is Not My Concern Birthday Card Blunt Card
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Happy Birthday You Ignoramus Birthday Card Blunt Card
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Jesus Christ! It’s Your Birthday Christmas Card Blunt Cards
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All The Very Worst Birthday Card Blunt Card
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I Love You. Sometimes. Card
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Library Twat Card
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Snowflake Card
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There’s No Money In This Card, Greetting Card
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